Mom's Wit

by Janet Brown

Top Ten Reasons Why Kids Don't Want to go Back to School

10. Getting up early

9. Waiting for the bus

8. Sitting on the bus with someone they don't like

7. Being 17 and having your parents watch you get on the bus

6. Getting new locker combinations

5. "Back to School" routine: early curfew, eating meals with their parents,

going to bed early

4. Getting a teacher they don't like

3. School lunches

2. Homework

1. Report cards